Hi,Ok, then: Correct me if I’m wrong, but as far as I can tell, not one bit of that whole spiel has even a single thing to do with me getting or not getting blow jobs. Sorry, Vicki, but I think I’ll pass you up on your offer. Next time try offering me a blow job, or a decent, intelligent discussion of the act. At the very least, if you really want me to believe that you’ve read one word of my blog other than its title, have something to say about what I’ve written here.
I found your blog Unfellated on Blogger and I may have an interesting proposal for you. I work for the CityMedia foundation (citymediafoundation.org) and we are currently offering relevant bloggers from all over the world a chance to become the administrator of their city’s video site; this is why I’m contacting you.
We created the [City].vi network, making videos of world cities instinctively accessible with this address model: “city name” followed by “.vi”. For example: paris.vi, madrid.vi, chicago.vi, losangeles.vi, etc. The address model works for 68,000 of the world’s most important cities. Think about a city and try…
The objective of the [City].vi network is to become the leading resource for local video content. Our strategy: working with relevant local bloggers.
We would be pleased you become the administrator of lancaster.vi and offer internet surfers a comprehensive video selection about Lancaster. By managing your city’s video site you earn all of the revenues made from the site: ads, professionals registrations, links… Basically, running lancaster.vi consists of making the site known by locals, for they post and watch videos.
Come on the site, you will find the proposal in detail and the advantages to work with us and take control of your city's video site.
Thank you for your attention.
Vicki Karlin
City.vi Manager
City.vi, a tool by CityMedia Fdt
citymediafoundation.org
Sheesh…where do we get ’em? I really had my hopes (of having at least one reader) up. I wonder if Vicki Karlin is even a real person?
I wonder if she’s a babe?
A babe who goes down and swallows?
Ok, enough of that.
In other news, I’m sure everyone is anxiously waiting to find out if Santa really would honor a wish from a lowly customer for the opportunity to be naughty with some lovely lady. That would be a ‘no’, at least in my case.
Of course. Did any of you really expect anything else?