Did anyone miss me? No? Well, big surprise there, since as far as I can tell nobody else has even visited this blog yet. Wah. Isn’t this supposed to work like “Field of Dreams” — if I write it, they will come? Gosh darn it, I think somebody mislead me, then.
No matter, at least for now. I’ve decided to resume posting here, come what may. When I started this blog, I hoped that maybe it would be therapeutic for me, in a sense. It sure didn’t seem that way by the time I’d stormed off after only my fourth post with no apparent readers, now almost two and a quarter years ago, but maybe I didn’t give it enough of a chance.
On the other hand, and I hate to have to repeat myself, but it STILL looks like nobody else has been here. Is there any hope at all? Somebody…please read my blog and leave a comment. (Making sad puppy eyes as I type this, for effect.)
Well, I guess I’ll answer some imaginary questions…
Why did I quit after my fourth post? Apart from my frustration at not seeming to have any readers, I had become very depressed about the state of my life. I still am, I guess, though I suppose I’ve become better at dealing with it, or maybe just so accustomed to it that it doesn’t matter as much. I’m no expert on the subject of myself, that’s for sure.
Have I managed to get a completed blow job yet? Of course not. :-) If fact, my wife and I barely have sex at all any more. I think the last time was back in August maybe. What a life.
Well, that’s all the imaginary questions I have time for right now. If y’all have any more you want answered, don’t hesitate to leave comments. I won’t be holding my breath, though. I’ll try to write again soon in any case.
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