Masturbation Techniques

This will probably come as a shock to everyone, but I’ve spent a fair amount of my life masturbating. Hey, if you can’t join it, beat it, right? I remember doing it as early as seventh grade (age 12 or so), although it’s certainly possible I did it before that.

Seventh grade stands out because I had a biology class, and occasion at one point to borrow a class microscope for use for some project at home. I guess I was pretty naive for my age (I never did get out much), but it was just beginning to dawn on me that what I was doing was, in fact, masturbating, that the sensational feeling at the end was an orgasm, and that the slippery white stuff which accompanied the sensational feeling was actually semen. My semen. Full of my own tiny little soldiers. Amen.

I wanted verification, though, so I set up the class microscope in my room, did my whacking off, sandwiched a few drops of my cream between two glass slides, and gazed at it through the scope in awe. By God, there had to be at least hundreds of my sperm in just those few drops. That adds some interesting significance to a pre-teen boy’s life, for sure.

I wonder how many times I’ve wacked off in my life at this point? I'm thinking in the tens of thousands. Even at my current age (about to turn 50), though there are some days I skip the ritual, they are definitely in the minority, and there are still many days when I do it more than once. I can remember doing it four or five times on each of several days in the past few weeks. I have to admit, though, my volume of output per session for the most part isn’t what it used to be.

I still mangage to have my share of great solo orgasms, though, and wonder if my technique might be a factor. The traditional male technique of masturbation, as far as I've ever read or heard, is to stroke oneself off using a hand, maybe with some spit or vaseline or other lubricant. I’ve very rarely done it that way, and in fact, don’t particularly care for that. I use my legs instead. I realize it probably doesn’t sound or look very manly, but if you ask me it feels way way better than the old hand-around-your cock method. It feels more like real sex, more like actually being inside a woman’s vagina (or mouth, or ass), expecially when the climax hits. And you don’t end up with your hand coated in your sticky cream. I find it easier and more practical to clean up my cock and legs with a towel. And what the hell, who cares what it would look like to someone else, unless you’re an exhibitionist masturbator?

So what exactly does this technique of mine involve? You put your hardon between your legs, which is the best place for it if you don’t have a willing and enthusiastic woman nearby, and slide it back and forth. Just like with your hand, you can use some spit or lotion if you want to, though most of the time I get by without either. If the weather’s really hot and/or humid you might find it necessary. When your cock is slid to the back, it feels like you’re in deep, which is a sensation I’ve never really gotten when just using my hand. At the moment of orgasm, deep is exactly what I want to feel.

Works for me, anyway. If you try it and like it, or you’ve already done it this way, or if you have other suggestions, I’d love to hear from you. Happy wanking.